Holla!
Century kids...
Who's going back for homecomming?
That's all. Sorry.
Oh, except for the fights that happen on the bathroom stalls here on the estrogen floor of Solberg hall. We have these white boards taped to the sides of the stalls so we can write silly (stupid) messages (witless nonsensical bable that only sounds funny in our heads and always end with "JK," "lol" and little smiley faces to make it look cute) and answer fun (annoying) questions like, "what is the cutest thing a boy has ever said to you?" I want to know who, in respose to the question "What is the coolest vacation you've ever taken?" wrote, "To the moon!," then followed it up with "(jk, I've never been to the moon!!!)" Um, really? Boy, she had me going there for a sec. Thank goodness someone invented "jk." Otherwise there would be nothing to signal to me the fact that there are no real live astronauts living in Solberg's South wing. How did we communicate before instant messenger?
Anyway, my favorite stall is the one that not a lot of people use because the lock sticks. The white board hasn't been cleaned in a while and there's a fight on it between people who drink and party and people who don't. It starts with, "Why do people feel like they need to drink to be cool?" and ends with, "Why you gotta be like that, bitch?" I wish you could all be here to witness the fantasticness.
So, yeah. Homecomming?
Who's going back for homecomming?
That's all. Sorry.
Oh, except for the fights that happen on the bathroom stalls here on the estrogen floor of Solberg hall. We have these white boards taped to the sides of the stalls so we can write silly (stupid) messages (witless nonsensical bable that only sounds funny in our heads and always end with "JK," "lol" and little smiley faces to make it look cute) and answer fun (annoying) questions like, "what is the cutest thing a boy has ever said to you?" I want to know who, in respose to the question "What is the coolest vacation you've ever taken?" wrote, "To the moon!," then followed it up with "(jk, I've never been to the moon!!!)" Um, really? Boy, she had me going there for a sec. Thank goodness someone invented "jk." Otherwise there would be nothing to signal to me the fact that there are no real live astronauts living in Solberg's South wing. How did we communicate before instant messenger?
Anyway, my favorite stall is the one that not a lot of people use because the lock sticks. The white board hasn't been cleaned in a while and there's a fight on it between people who drink and party and people who don't. It starts with, "Why do people feel like they need to drink to be cool?" and ends with, "Why you gotta be like that, bitch?" I wish you could all be here to witness the fantasticness.
So, yeah. Homecomming?
posted by Caitlin at 10:59 AM
4 Comments:
I think you should preserve these comments for posterity. Someone must make sure they are not destroyed. Do it for the children.
i, unfortunately, will not be going back for homecoming. i happen to have a review session for my first chemistry exam on friday, as well as work the next day. if you end up going, however, i will be calling kari during the game to say hi to everyone! imagine me singing "be true to your school" right along side you as an honorary cult member.
Whoa, I forgot homecoming existed there for a second. When is it, again? Did I miss it? Caitlin, why??? Will we ever see Larry again?!?!?!
I'm going to bed. Have a good life!
By the way, every time I check to see if you've updated your blog, I try to imagine you saying "Holla" in real life. And I can't.
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